can i just like cut out my own stomach and pull this shit out like i am about to just drive down to fl and join the ranks of weird zombie shit


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~crazy when a heart breaks it neva breaks even~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~



so comfy

so comfy


dream. so idek i was somewhere like atl in a  house on vacation with my family. actually it’d make sense it was like our nc house but there are there was a whole village or community type thing. idk but there was a fire and i was like grabbing all my stuff which luckily i didn’t have a lot of cus i was only visiting for a little bit but like there kept being all these fires so we had to go back to la and i wanted to fly but like everyone was flying back to la so my mom wanted to drive. oh and like earlier my dad was having an affair with two women and my mom found out and she was super upset and i was mad at him but we are also bffs like in life and if was difficult. but more importantly like randomly in the middle of all of this i got cast in glee. and went to the set and was like laughing with naya about how we should randomly start making out in one of the takes and then we went to like go over stuff with cory and me and naya were like joking about people shipping us and then i was like ah i have to sing like a billy idol song or something and apparently fans were anticipating it and i was like ahhhhh no i didnt even have to sing in my audition cus i cant sing and so i started asking how weird is it to like be on itunes and cory was like being a boner kill and was all “idk its whatever” and then started to play some really terrible music like tokyo hotel type… thats a band right? anyway then that part of the dream was over and i was sad cus i never actually even got to dream make out with naya. 


When life hurts a lot, girls like to get together and share it out. That’s what programs like “The View” are for

omg i do have like 5  episodes of the view on my dvr 


lolololol i hope one day tumblarity randomly makes a comeback

lolololol i hope one day tumblarity randomly makes a comeback


http://www.ehow.com/how_4898166_make-smiley-faces-facebook.html

i thought this article was gonna go in a way less obvious direction 

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